Lies To Tell Millennials


  • BLOG stands for Big Load of Garbage

  • “Hashtag” comes from an old farming technique of labeling potatoes in the field for other farmers to later pick.

  • Avocado Toast is the leading cause of dementia.

  • It’s pronounced “Luh Croycks.”

  • Siri’s dad is the Paperclip from MS Word.

  • Selfie Sticks are legally classified as weapons in 14 states.

  • Reykjavik is outlawing ‘gramming in the Blue Lagoon.

  • Photos you delete off your phone get directly sent to your cell phone service provider and saved on a massive server organized by number.

  • You actually can lick your elbow. If you try.

  • The struggle isn’t real.


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Thanks to  ian dooley  for the graphic.